^^ Muscles, you didn't read the post, did you...;). 1) Music is like a piece of paper -- comes in black and white and all the shades/colours in between. Some are better than others, though.
2) Music is like a rock -- the foundation of bad, bad things.
3) Life is like a picture frame -- not terribly interesting if it's filled with nothing. Put something nice in it, enrich it, purchase a Canon 30D with some nice L-series lenses and take some nice pictures to put in it. Woah there.
4) Life is like a umbrella -- way too fragile.
4) Life is like a umbrella -- evolved from little itty bitty unicellular autophototrophic entities to become what we know of them today. Just kidding.
5) Writing is like running -- there are better alternatives out there.
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You'd think a thousand miles would be enough,
I guess I'll keep walking.