Yesterday, my mom insisted I don't purchase mary-jane crocs for Europe because "You could get stuck on an escalator and die."  I'm still trying to make sense of that one...

When I was 13 or 14 I was trying on a squirt (Skirt/short mix) and my mom noticed it was a little too short for her taste and goes "Rachel, you might get raped if you wear that."

Mothers, aren't they grand.

Yeah, so moving back home during the summer sucks... it's like I'm 12 and NOT 21... *sigh*

In all seriousness, I do love my mom and dad, but seriously...

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"Though we're strangers till now
We're choosing the path between the stars
I'll leave my love between the stars"
-'As the World Falls Down' Labyrinth

Later she saved herself by saying "He's not black..he's tinted skinned..."

Another time, at my Year 12 Graduation we had a mass, and being non-catholic/christians, mum got bored and started looking at her shoes...when a man turned around and said "Peace Be With You" and shook her hand, mum gave him this crazy look and goes "Yeah, pleased to meet you too."

She also told me to marry rich because you can learn to love someone, if not you can always poison them.

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You haven't lived with a Jewish mother...

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True, and you haven't lived with a Southern Baptist mother.. AHH!

<3

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"Though we're strangers till now
We're choosing the path between the stars
I'll leave my love between the stars"
-'As the World Falls Down' Labyrinth

I'm so not moving back home next summer.

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She also threatened to kick me out of the house when i became a "ministry" major, telling me that women can't be ministers and that if i became a church worker i was going to die hungry and homeless on the streets.

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Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as braided hair,
gold jewelry and fine clothes. Instead, it should be that of your
inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet
spirit which is of great worth in God's sight

I think all mother's are crazy.  Something about squeezing a ham from your vagina screws with your head.

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And PoP, I don't know about your mother, but that's now how my mom prepares dinner.

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