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My Mom still believes that I am gay. She keeps asking me at odd times that if I was gay, would I come out to her.

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Quote: from GdFtherOFCOWS at 3:05 pm on May 14, 2008

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My Mom still believes that I am gay.  She keeps asking me at odd times that if I was gay, would I come out to her.

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So when are you telling her?

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When you come to my house and we begin our entwined life.

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My mom was just going on about how my nephew can't wear his crocs on an escalator. She said the escalator will suck his toes in and he'll end up with no toes.

There must have been some mom convention where they were warned of the dangers of crocs.

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Lately, I've been spending some late nights with a female friend, and I'll end up getting home around 4 in the morning. When I get home, the door freaks out and wakes my mom up, so she knows what time I get in.

My mother, being no fool, knows what I'm up to, but feels perfectly confident in talking to me about it, telling me that it's irresponsible for me to be out so late when I have work the next morning, and that I need to learn to finish faster and get home earlier.

Sure enough, the last time I was with her, we were both way too tired to do much of anything, so I got home around 1a. My mother was still up at that point, and said "Hey, you're getting better. Aren't you glad you listened to your mother?".

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My mum once said "Amanda doesn't know how to close her legs. She go that off me."

It made me go "Whaaaa???!"

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My mother, being no fool, knows what I'm up to, but feels perfectly confident in talking to me about it, telling me that it's irresponsible for me to be out so late when I have work the next morning, and that I need to learn to finish faster and get home earlier.

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That gives you an excuse besides "You are just so pretty" or "I haven't had sex in a while".

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And the rest of my family (bar my bro and his gf and baby) are going to France this august and i said i didn't want to go but she's asked me about 7 times so far if I've changed my mind :/ she doesn't get that i wont.

bonfire night was a traumatizing experience for me.

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My mom is the biggest prude you'll ever meet. She never told me ANYTHING about sex. When I asked how my little brother got inside her (I was almost 6 when he was born) she told me, "God has a special way and we have been blessed with a baby." That, along with all the stories in the Bible about people praying for babies and God giving them babies if they were good people, caused me to believe couples with no children were terrible people who had been cursed for their sins or something.

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thats funny.

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Don't worry, my friends dad told him from a young age that "you can't fuck a personality."

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Well, it's not like he lied or anything.

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So I just found out that my mom, while dating my dad, was seeing other guys on the side.  I guess they were casually dating.  Mom also hasn't admitted to me yet that she smoked weed, but I guarantee she did, come on! She was in college in the early 70's... who are ya trying to fool mom?

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Hahahah, my mom is very open about her drug use.

She told me she did acid. :/

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