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My mum always leaves to toilet seat up. I'm not even kidding. Whenever I state my preference for dinner, she yells 'You're gonna turn into _____!' Even if I don't eat it often... And even when she makes my dinner... like, she'll make salmon, give me my plate, and then yell 'YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A SALMON' Nobody in my house answers the telephone and we don't have an answering machine or caller ID. She firmly believes I never eat my sandwich at school (which I don't) but refuses to stop making them. I walked to the corner store when I was 7 to buy her cigarettes. I took a walkie-talkie with me so she could give the shop owner the OK by means of my barbie fisher-price walkie talkies.
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The first time I told her I wanted to go to thailand she screamed 'DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BLONDE BOYS GO FOR OVER THERE?!'
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I know how you feel, my mother says the most ridiculous things. However she's not as bad as my bloody grandmother. I love them both dearly though and woul never change either one for the world.
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It wasn't my mom who said, but dad's say weird things too. My dad told me that I needed to trick a rich man into getting me pregnant, so that I could either, trick him into marriage or get sweet child support. He also told me that if I am looking for a natural safe way to get high, I should really try shrooms. If I ever, y'know have the chance. And, on my mom's side. I once made her laugh and she said, "Oh, you tickle me just like elmo!"
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Oh Freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleotchits on lurgid bee
Groop I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
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Yesterday my mother yelled at me that I have cellulite, and when I responded she told me she was only trying to get my attention. When I asked what she wanted me for she said nothing, just wanted to see if I would answer.
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I walked to the corner store when I was 7 to buy her cigarettes. I took a walkie-talkie with me so she could give the shop owner the OK by means of my barbie fisher-price walkie talkies. 
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