My dad just randomly moved back into our house after leaving 2 years ago. We can't quite kick him out as my parents aren't actually divorced yet and his name is on the house.
Anyway, he is terribly childish and likes to try to provoke by way of changing his user name on the computer to things like "asshole," "worthless," "Ucantcallmechubsfatass" (You can't call me chubs, fatass. Referring to my mother), "edisegualto1/2mcg" (Ed, my father, is "egual," as in equal, to 1/2 of my mother).
Well, none of us bothered to say anything because we find it to be amusing that he's such a moron. So, he decided to mess with my mother's user name and setting. He changed her name to "AssGrowsBiggerByTheDay." I managed to see it first, so I changed it back to her name. She got on the computer the next day, and pulled up the internet, and he had changed her homepage to bigtwats.com. Luckily, my mom just thought this was the funniest thing ever, so we were saved from a verbal tirade.

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your whole life is leading up to this

They all know so much less on what you know.

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Mais mots sont les choses, et une petite goutte d'encre tombent comme
de rosée, sur un pensée, produit qui fait des milliers,
voire des millions, pensez.
- Seigneur Byron

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Don't worry, my friends dad told him from a young age that "you can't fuck a personality."

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Once, when I was younger and out shopping with my mum, I told her I had a wedgie. She then stopped, leaned over and said in a quiet voice, "That's a naughty word, don't say it again." I was confused, because I had said it at home and she hadn't told me off. Looking back, I realise she did it because we were in a public place and she must have been embarrassed when I declared I had a wedgie.

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My mother is very strict about 'swear words', until i was 16 i wasn't allowed to say the word 'fart' and she used to make me say the word 'fluff' or 'pump' instead. That proved to be very embarrassing around my friends.

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Week in and week out,
Your lucky charms will always let you down,
Maybe next week we'll see,
Maybe.

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Quote: from brookie chookie23 at 4:57 am on July 7, 2008

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Once, when I was younger and out shopping with my mum, I told her I had a wedgie. She then stopped, leaned over and said in a quiet voice, "That's a naughty word, don't say it again." I was confused, because I had said it at home and she hadn't told me off. Looking back, I realise she did it because we were in a public place and she must have been embarrassed when I declared I had a wedgie.

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My mother is very strict about 'swear words', until i was 16 i wasn't allowed to say the word 'fart' and she used to make me say the word 'fluff' or 'pump' instead. That proved to be very embarrassing around my friends.

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Post edited at 5:00 am on July 7, 2008 by brookie chookie23

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I like flufff, thats funny.

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gold jewelry and fine clothes. Instead, it should be that of your
inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet
spirit which is of great worth in God's sight

I had a younger brother so we naturally saw him nude when he was little. She told us it was dink. Apparently that's an odd word.

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kid, I wrote back,
all lovers betray.

I told my sister they were called "Penis" and she would shout "PENIS, PENIS, PENIS" as we passed them.

Granma Dot calls her privates a monkey... and her chest her "Bust" but we always thought she was saying "bus."

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We're choosing the path between the stars
I'll leave my love between the stars"
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