"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they are white!"

"Boo, you whore!"

Mean Girls.

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HighlightsΣΧ

The most important thing that we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned
Is never, never let them near a television set, or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all.
It rots the senses in the head
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
He can no longer understand a fairytale, in fairyland
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His thinking powers rust and freeze
He cannot think, he only sees.

Charlie Bucket: So... if I go with you, to live in your factory, I'll never see my family again?
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Consider that a bonus!

Meet the spartans

Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What was that?
Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

Traitoro: Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!

Pirates of the Caribbean

Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate.

[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch.
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

,etc.

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Esli vi prochitali eto, to znaete russkij. Pozdravlyaju =)

''No!!''

''Come on I'll give you some chips''

-Napoleon dynamite

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The pain HURTS so GOOD

"You're in Cahootz with Megan!"

"Why would I be in cahootz with meg-

"CAHOOTER!"

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Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight

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haha I second this (unless I can think of something else) I lmao everytime I hear this....

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lalalalalalalalalalalalala
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Quint: "I'll never put on a life jacket again"

Quint: "Here's to swimmin with bow legged women"

Jack Burton: "Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."

Jack Burton: "Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that."

Michael Corleone: "I know it was you Fredo,YOU BROKE MY HEART"

Burt Gummer: "BROKE INTO THE WRONG GOLDAMN WRECK ROOM DIDNT YOU,YOU BASTARD"

Billy Clanton to Doc Holiday: "Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double"
Doc Holiday to Clanton: " I have 2 guns,one for each of you"

Patton: "God, how I hate the twentieth century"

Reverend Sloan: "Since I cannot rouse heaven I intend to raise hell."

Tony Montana: "YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH,OK, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND."

Jim Malone: " What are you Prepared to Do"

Theodore Roosevelt to John Hay: ": John, I'd never shoot anyone accidentally. I need their votes."

Prentice Ritter: "Were all travelers in this world, from the sweet grass to the packing house, birth till death, we travel between the eternities."

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Buenos Dias

"I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home. Apart from the sex, of course."

"That's the spirit, George. If nothing else works, then a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through."

"Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.
Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir?
Edmund: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
George: What was that, sir?
Edmund: It was bollocks."

"Blackadder: Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?" (<- was SUCH a sad episode!)

"Baldrick: My lord, I've been in your family since 1582.
BA: So has syphillis, now get out."

"Baldrick: This one is called 'The German Guns'

Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Blackadder: Boom boom boom?"

<3 Blackadder.

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it's broken beyond repair. it's in a million little pieces.

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If you can read this, thank a teacher.

"The city he builds. shall bear my name, the woman he loves bear my child, so it is written so it shall be done."

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To be a legend is to be revered,
to be less is an unfulfilled legacy