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sassbidefan89
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any line from superbad
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KoopaTroopa
Official FG fanatic
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'uh hi bonnie, this is big fat paulie... and this is his big fat ass' - peter griffin!
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lalalalalalalalalalalalala
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 This makes me laugh.
A mom finds her son half naked in his apartment with another guy. (Yes, he's gay). She's religious. She doesn't say anything, just runs to the elevator. The son comes after to her, and waits for her to say something.
Mom: I hope you know its a sin.
Son: What, that I fuck guys, or that I didn't tell you?
hehe :) btw that's from Queer as Folk.
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TheFortunate
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So in the end, was it worth it? How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
-George Jung from Blow(2001)
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I'd Kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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amiee
Enlightened One
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"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" "So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die." Renton: "We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference." Trainspotting, of course.
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and i wanted to ride with Yuri Gagarin
as he circled all around my world
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AmeliaEnit
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''frankly my dear...''
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police disco lights
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"It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant." - Gordie Lachance, Stand By Me.
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I like my new bunny suit
When I wear it I feel cute.
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