My little Willy is the closest thing i have. But for the past week, he kept bothering me. I told him to stay downstairs and not come up every half an hour. So today, i lost it. I punched him several time with all my might. It hurt me as much as it hurt him. Now i gotta take him to see a Docter. He might need stitches. PS. I hope my Willy gets better and back in business or else I'll kill myself for not being able to jerk off ever again.
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I believe i can fly. No really, i can fly.