I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old girlfriend at home. I met her a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "She makes love to me every morning and then she makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said: "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then she makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said: "For supper, she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said: "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"

And he said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"

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Rid yourself of doubt... Or should you?

I HATE seeing old people on their own it tears me up :/

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fedoragirl = BFFL :)!
tick is amazing. end of.

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haha :) funny but in a sad way ofc.

I HATE seeing old people on their own it tears me up :/

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