I've been feeling a little sniffley and sneezy all week now and yesterday at work I was speaking to a customer, I had this uncontrollable urge to sneeze and let out this massive sneeze. At that very moment, the clear retainer I have to wear for work flew out of my nose and into my hair.

The look on that lady's face when my nose stud came was priceless, she was absolutely mortified!  

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In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.