2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


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There's a hair on the soap
and it's short and it's curly
There's a hair on the soap
and I don't think it's mine

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ya, except no one follows or enforces those.

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8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

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The hell, who else am I supposed to have sexual relations with!?

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Mankind shall never be truly free
until the last king is hanged with the guts of the last priest. -Voltaire

LOLWUT.

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"call me up before your dead, we can make some plans instead
send me an IM, I'll be your friend
so I'll curate some situations, make my job a big vacation
and I'll say fck Bush and fck this war"