Step one:
Do bottle tokes.

Step two:
Do more bottle tokes.

Step three:
Not enough oil left. Fish around for some.

Step four:
Try to melt it, dab it, scrub it or any other brainy idea to get the oil out.

Step five:
Burn your fingers from melting it so much.

Step six:
Realize it's liquid. Pour on rolling paper. Spread.

Step seven:
Realize the paper is broken. Pancake it to another paper.

Step eight:
You pancaked it the wrong way. Fold the sticky back over the original paper.

Step nine:
Sticky doesn't work, anyways. Wrap it in another paper.

Step ten:
Unroll the third paper. You forgot tobacco.

Step eleven:
Put it behind your ear and walk around as if it took you 30 seconds. Watch out for the undead paratrooper in your kitchen when you're done showing off.

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"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived
and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."

Carry on, carry on.

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Everybody knows that
You'd break your neck to keep your chin up

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e-penis??

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Ding ding ding! Word of the day. You've won eternal damnation in hell.

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"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived
and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."

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Lolwut

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