Granted but the pony eats everything you wish for.
I wish I had a hermit crab.
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Granted, but the pony eats the hermit crab.
I wish my pony would have gastric bypass surgery.
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Granted, but it goes terribly long and you have to feed it by shoving food up it's ass, which is also still it's ass.
I wish my penis wasn't so huge.
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Granted...because I feed it rectally to my pony.
I wish when I turned on my kitchen tap, orange juice came out instead of water.
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Granted, but everything you touch turns to orange juice, in some sort of post-modern Midas-touch sense.
I wish my wish wasn't granted.
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Granted but then you die.
I wish...
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granted but you die before you can complete your wish.
i wish people had common sense.
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Granted, but then maybe you should stop being such a hypocrite.
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Prince o palities Get back in my pocket. Patron Support Leader
Granted, but for every inch of your bust that disappears, six inches are added to your waist giving you a sort of inverted hourglass figure.
You're a freak.
I wish CCG visited more often.
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Granted but then she became a mod and banned us all.
I wish I was warmer.
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Granted but now you have a fever.
I wish I'd win a $500 shoe shopping spree.
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Granted, but your feet will have grown so much that they wouldn't fit anymore.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.
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granted but its 3 years old.
i wish proxys would work on government computers.
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Granted, but all of the sites you want to see shut down immediately thereafter.
I wish I could buy my laptop right now.
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