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Okay, so I went to get a physical done. The doctor was all like "oh you're a college student you want an std test since you most likely had prolific amounts of unprotected sex with disgusting frat whores" I was like, sure dude whatever, bill my insurance for more money. So he pulls out a qtip. I'm like shit stay away from my ass bro. He's like "oh dont worry this is for your urethra." I tell you what, LW, getting a qtip in your urethra hurts a lot more than a shot, so when I got my blood drawn it was all gravy. So at the end he's like, okay we'll call you if for whatever reason the results were bad. (I'd told him that I'm not horribly sexually prolific and not to expect any bad news) So I am in blockbuster picking out a slasher movie for my girlfriend and I to watch when my sibs fall asleep. This is at like 9 at night. I get a call from Dr. Qtip. I'm like... holy fucking shit. hollllllly fucking shit. I'm like... I'm going to figure out that I got the aids in BLOCKBUSTER? WTF. He's like: "Hey wolf, we got your STD results back" I'm like... and? "oh everythings fine" WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CALL ME AT 9PM TO TELL ME I DONT HAVE AIDS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK. ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU SPECIFIED YOU'D CALL IF THERE WERE BAD RESULTS. This dude is wack, I tell you.
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11:03 pm on Nov. 25, 2009 | Joined: Feb. 2004 | Days Active: 1,455
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congrats.
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Yeah man, I tell ya what, man.
That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click.
Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man.
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man. -Boomhauer (LOL)
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Dreams to Despair
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He wanted to fuck with you...
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Y tu mamá, también.
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10/10
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Christ 1980
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Grasswatchers inc. in business since 2006
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See Me Now 
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Thats... exciting?
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I'm glad you don't have aids. 
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my lastfm ^^
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Springs
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i almost got a prostate exam on accident
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I really wonder if anybody's ever been pranked by a doctor who called a patient after an STD test and told them they were HIV positive just to see what they're reaction would be, and then right afterward would yell "PSYCH" and lol. It would be YouTube worthy, I'd think.
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That doctor would've been so much cooler if he would've actually called you wolf. 
