Free to good home/bad home/chinese restaurant-cockeyed cocker spaniel Free dog (At least thats what I think it is)
Supposedly "purebred" shit brown and pee stained white cocker spaniel. Answers to scrappy, dumbass, ugly, really anything that you yell at him. People have claimed that he may or may not have super powers as his eyes both point in completely opposite directions, allowing him to see in a full 360 degrees. Not to mention that he kind of looks like a hairy, stroke affected trace adkins. He likes to bark at reflections of himself (and everything else on the planet). I believe he is barking to get out the rage of the sheer ugliness that he sees staring back at him. He is obviously self concsious about his looks as he has now attempted suicide on 2 separate occasions, where he has attempted to hang himself off the side of a truck, once with a rope, the other with a bungee cord. However suicide was just one more thing on the long list of things that he cant get right, both times he tried he just hung there and shit all over the side of my new truck until i put him back in the bed. The only thing he actually does right is constantly bark and piss on the floor/your foot when you pet him, look at him, move, breathe, etc. He apparently has a never ending bladder as he never hesitates to squeeze just a little out when you walk by. He is also quite adept at humping pillows, balled up blankets, legs, and dogs twice his size. I am not sure if he's fixed or not, as I don't remember ever doing it, but cant seem to feel any nuts in his matted belly hair...
Please come get this noisy fucker out of my yard and put both him and I out of our misery.
I LOL'd so hard but apparently no one else did.
I cant believe you would talk about an animal the way you have. how would you like someone to talk about you that way just because you have a disability. You need to be taken somplace and talk to like you talk to this dog.
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You people are SICK!!!!!! Just because its a little different doesnt mean u have to treat it like that. If that poor little baby could fend for itself it would have dumped you losers!!!!!! You disgust me and you should have NEVER gotten a dog!!!!!! You are the ugly ones. If it has a bladder problem work with your local vet and get help on a regular schedule letting him outside and work aroumd the problem!!!!!! Dont just get rid of the poor thing!!!! It prob tried to kill itself to get away from you!!! I bet that when it gets that loving home he will be treated so good he will wish you were DEAD!!!!
Can NO ONE tell when something is a joke? What I gathered from the post was someone making a point about Craigslist being a shitty place to give away animals. Obviously this person isn't giving a dog away.
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Lmao! How the FUCK did noone comment on this?!
