You people are all dumb. That's what's dumb. Most men are straight. That means they are turned on by females. Now, females kissing?! HOLY SHIT MAJOR TURN ON HARD HARD HARD OMG.
Most men don't want another dude's penis in their ass. That's not attractive.
OMG that answer was so hard guys I gotta go shower.
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