None of us knew my 10 year old sister knew how to work a lighter or that she had stolen one from my Dad until she clicked it and it caught his hair one fire! The thing is, he didn't notice because he was watching a basketball game and his fav. team was playing, so when I started screaming, he was like, "Keep it down! I'm watching the game!" And finally I resorted to screaming, "YOUR HAIR IS ONE FIRE! YOUR HAIR IS ON FIREEE!"
I don't know how he didn't feel that, it was almost down to his scalp when he finally realized it.
Finally he felt it and threw his head under the kitchen sink faucet, but now he is almost literally bald. I think he looks pretty funny but right now I think he's a little too pissed off for jokes.
Needless to say, my sister is grounded for two months.