Old lady used to come to the night services at the teen Camp meetings - she lived in the area. We called her "Sister Thinkaboutit". We don't think she ever REALLY paid attention to anything that was being said, she just wanted everyone to know that whatever the preacher was saying, she agreed with him. Well, one night during the 18 - 19 year old camp, the youth director for the state was preaching, and he was telling a story about an experience he had at a college football game.
"...and a this guy ran at breakneck speed, totally naked, across the field at halftime--"
"THIIIIIIIIIINK ABOUT IT!"
*entire congregation goes quiet*
"Wait! NO NO DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!"
I don't think we ever saw Sister Thinkaboutit after that night. ^_^
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There will be peace in the valley for me, some day
There will be peace in the valley