I fucking lost my cell phone last night. I was so fucked up too.
We were all over the place, I could of lost my phone anywhere.
Last night was fucking insane. I have never done so many illegal things before in a single night. I kind of don't even care my phone got lost, I had a crazy fun time.
I'm just pissed because I can't get another one until I get a job.
I'm also kind of pissed because I think this one fucker actually stole my phone. He kept feeling on me and wouldn't get away.
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