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im 13 and my gf n i were r datin for week n ysterday we decded 2 hav sex n she fund out my dik was 2.3 inchs tall whn hrd im so upst cus i luv her n shes 16 n i luv her. im a guy i need ur help cus i want to finger her but she says im a 'fckn cuntlickin sun of a dickfucker' lw, wat do i do? how do i make it up 2 her? plez, i need help!!!!!
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ijustdontknow
Omnipotent One
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wtf..... are u high?
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invaderjesus
Lawn Care Specialist
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Dude just smack her.
------- There is no "I" in "team" but there is a "me" if you jumble it up a bit.
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Rebecca li
Soothsayer
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First, you learn how to spell. If you do that, you'll grow another 3 inches.
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IceTeaEdwin
Wealthy Hobo
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You break up with her...that's weak.
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yesterdays love
Wealthy Hobo
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sounds fake tbh.
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ambrrgrwr
Dairy Product Addict
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hahha. wtf.
------- You're a good kid.
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aaron17
Professional
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yeeeeeeeeeeeea.......... think he is but by the sound of it you dont need her if she said that to you your still young you will find many more
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Trashed
Wealthy Hobo
Sustainer
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LOL
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Testosterone junkie
Professional
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wait till shes asleep
------- Me zero Big bad world one
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ronda
Wealthy Hobo
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That's the best insult I've heard all day.
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7:30 am on Oct. 12, 2008 | Joined April 2008 | 110 Days Active Join to learn more about ronda England, United Kingdom | Straight Female | 1889 Posts | 4199 Points
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aksamirae
Technician
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wow, quite retarded.
------- If this is what they call not having a life... Then I love it!
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Autumnal
Dairy Product Addict
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Umm. Break up with her and find someone who isn't so shallow?
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