the http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com entries on John McCain and Barack Obama? I lol'ed for hours.
Barack Obama's Views on the Issues
American principles: CHANGE
Civil rights: CHANGE
Disabilities: CHANGE
Economy: CHANGE
Education: CHANGE
Iraq: CHANGE
Gun Control: CHANGE
Health care: CHANGE
His own Mind: CHANGE
Homeland Security: CHANGE
Immigration: CHANGE
Political Experience : CHANGE
Poverty: CHANGE
Prostitution: YA BOI!!!
Rural: FARM MORE CHICKEN
Service: CHANGE
Seniors & Social Security: CHANGE
Slave Ownership: CHANGE
Technology: CHANGE
Use of the "N-word" in Mike Tyson's Punch Out: CHANGE
Veterans: CHANGE
His wife: CHANGE TO UGLY FAT WHITE BITCH
John McCain's View On The Issues
Abortion: I'M A MAVERICK
American principles: I'M A MAVERICK
Civil rights: I'M A MAVERICK
Cylons: 'I'M A MAVERICK
Disabilities: I'M A MAVERICK
Economy: I'M A MAVERICK "I'm suspending my campaign. I'm cold and wolves are after me"
Education: I'M A MAVERICK
Energy: I'M A MAVERICK
Environment: NIGGER RIG IT
Ethics: I'M A MAVERICK
Family: BANG MORE YOUNG BITCHES
Fiscal: I'M A MAVERICK
Foreign Policy: I'M A WAR HERO, AND I'LL BOMB THE GOOKS
Gun Control: I'M A MAVERICK
Health care: I'M A MAVERICK
Homeland Security: I'M A MAVERICK
Immigration: I'M A MAVERICK
Iraq: I'M A WAR HERO
Monogamy: I'M A MAVERICK
Political Experience : I'M A MAVERICK
Poverty: I'M A MAVERICK
Prostitution: I'M A MAVERICK
Rural: I'M A MAVERICK
Service: I'M A WAR HERO
Seniors & Social Security: I'M A MAVERICK
Technology: I'M A MAVERICK
Topgun Yaoi slash online roleplaying: I'M MAVERICK
Use of the I'M A MAVERICK
Veterans: I'M A WAR HERO
War Heroes: I'M A WAR HERO
Candlejack: I'M A MA
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Deep Thought.
Random Musing.